Alpine Summit

Monday, April 23, 2007

Holy Crow!

Sheryl Crow is pretending to be in touch with reality again, everyone! This time she's talking about forest conservation by only using one square of toilet paper.

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Not to burst Crow's bubble here, but us mortals don't have perfumed farts and sweet cake turds. One square is NEVER going to be enough for me. Yet another example of an entertainer thinking they know ANYTHING outside of entertaining people. Come to think of it, it is entertaining listening to people try to sound like they aren't complete idiots when they obviously are.