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Monday, August 29, 2005

Protests Are The Answer!

I was reading up on the latest that's going on with the protests in Crawford, TX and Walter Reed Army Medical Center, and it came to me that protesting is the answer. Not for political change, mind you; that rarely does any good, but for fighting America's obesity problem. Using people's ideologies to get them to stand on a street corner for hours on end is a great way to add to their exercise regimen that might otherwise be non-existent. Sure it isn't running a marathon, but it beats sitting around eating fries.

Think about it! All we need is a continual controversey du jour to get people riled up and on the streets protesting. The best part of this plan is that everyone can do it. Not to mention the social networking and making of new friends (and enemies) that goes on at these things.