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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Iowahawk exclusive!

So Iowahawk posted a column (read: satire) by none other than Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi about how the left is helping their cause. Apparently, the crazy lefties on the Internet didn't like what he had to say and started frothing at the mouth at the observation that they are agreeing with terrorists more than with anyone else. So, to clarify things, Al-Zarqawi wrote another column.

My favorite quote:
And the next time one of you chicken martyrs puts on a keffiya and starts babbling about “solidarity with the resistance,” remember this: just because we are planning to kill you last doesn’t make you our buddy.
LGF has covered the fun pretty well. Check it out here.